Big News, You Guys!!!

Bum! Ba-da-bum bum bum bum bum! Ba-da-bum-bum-BUUUUUM!!!

I kissed my first Aussie!

But honestly, the story is not a good one. I am just going to put it all out there and be honest, and say

… it was a pity kiss.

I know, I know!!! An awful first Australian kiss story. But really, the guy was trying SO hard. In an awful, awful way. I know all you people who know me know that I don’t need you to impress me for me to like you. At all, whatsoever. I love people, just in general. I have a very optimistic view of the human race, even if I prefer dogs over people sometimes…

And really, if you were me, it would have been a pity kiss for you too!

I will explain more tomorrow, don’t worry. The song that came to my head was “Her First Mistake” by Lyle Lovett. For those of you who don’t know it, I actually like it, and I DON’T like country. In the song, Lyle is just trying so, so hard, and I actually felt like being the girl in the song and telling him when he made his mistakes (of which he made many). And he wasn’t that cute. Man, I am being such a bummer right now! You guys can hear the whole long story tomorrow. Now, I need to go leave a present in my mortal’s mailbox so she has something to find tomorrow. I feel bad, I didn’t leave her something for today! Sighhh. I need to be more on time.

Ok, time to go, really! I love and miss everyone!!!!! Sooooo much! Xoxoxo