Okay, I'm sorry I just had to share this.
There's this new tab on blogger called "Stats" and it let's you see how many pageviews you have had and from which countries and on what days and stuff! It's CRAZY. Like, mine says I have had 1,176 pageviews total on my blog. WOW!!!! For real? That seems like celebrity status, HEL-lo! And it tells me how many views each specific post gets, not just the blog. And so far, my blog has gotten like, 90% of it's pageviews in the U.S., but there has been 64 pageviews in Australia, 28 in Canada and 4 in Denmark! WHAAAAAT?
Mwahahaha! I am globalizing as we speak!
Well, not really. I have also had two views in the U.K., two in the Phillipines, and one in France and one in South Africa. WHAT. No way. Who are these people?!?! (I'm guessing those people just sort of found my blog and were like "meh, it's ok I guess but I'm not interested" and ran off to some fancier blog with more followers.)
But really, I am so tots magots popular in Canada! Canada looooves me! And I love Canada! Well, I guess. I've never been there. I hear it's nice. I know a Canadian now! She's pretty cool too.
But really, isn't that the grooviest thing ever? I am totally going to be checking up on that all the time to see if my blog gets famous and I become an international sensation and I end up getting paid for the rights to my blog and they make it into a movie and I become a million. Yeah, I'm guessing it'll happen within the month, maybe. ;)
I'll update soon, homies! Don't go changin'! Oh, and my silly little blog would be no where without you guys, so thanks for reading!
i would watch that movie.
ReplyDeleteeff that, i would be IN the movie! i would play myself in the split-screen skype conversation scenes.
yes.
i love you.